Me: Where should I apply my perfume?
Coco Chanel: A woman should wear perfume wherever she wants to be kissed
sO ON VALENTINES DAY MY TEACHER WAS ASKING THESE KIDS IF THEY ARE IN LOVE AND SHE CALLED ON THIS ASIAN GUY NAMED YANG AND SHE ASKED “ARE YOU IN LOVE???” AND HE SAID NO AND THIS RANDOM KID SAID “DON’T WORRY YANG ONE DAY YOU’LL FIND YOUR YIN.”
I love it when people compliment my hair like thank you I grew it myself
Can i get an oscar for being able to hit post limit within the first hour of it resetting
can i have you
just kidding you don’t have a choice get in the trunk
one time i actually thought i had a chance with someone